Wednesday, July 4, 2012

There is no question that God is an American. God may have started out in Europe but he came to America as soon as he noticed that we were basically goodhearted people who bathed regularly and would someday invent central air-conditioning.

Bubba says people who sometimes have doubts about God being an American just need to remind themselves of where cold meatloaf sandwiches and college football came from.

Bubba loves God and tries to go to church every Easter. He also prays to God in his own quiet way, usually in those moments when he would dearly like to put a tee shot in the fairway on a long Par-4 or badly needs a touchdown in the fourth quarter.

But he understands completely that there will be those occasions when God is in Palm Springs with his phone off the hook.

Dan Jenkins, Bubba Talks