Friday, February 18, 2011

 

From The Onion, "'New York Times' Moves All Content You Won't Give A S**t About Unless You Make At Least $200K A Year Into One Convenient Section":
"From now on, people looking for helpful hints on renovating a $4 million Manhattan townhouse won't have to waste time sifting through articles on the crisis of public education," Times executive editor Bill Keller said of the new section, which will be printed in smudge-proof ink so it doesn't soil the soft, pink hands of its readers.